The Fresh Loaf

News & Information for Amateur Bakers and Artisan Bread Enthusiasts

I am so thankful

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Lechem

I am so thankful

We can now buy shampoo with no gluten 

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Justanoldguy

I'm expecting the next great merchandising 'hook' to be "Made with 100% Recycled Water". Don't let 'em get a rise out of ya. They have to do something to puff up their products.

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Lechem

We've taken two atoms of hydrogen and combined it with one atom of oxygen to bring you the most refreshing drink. And it's gluten free! 

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alfanso

My package of steak comes gluten free now too.  Probably also my motor oil, but I'm afraid to check.

BTW, I neglected to comment on your quasi-Champlain loaf the other day (keeping a low profile here recently so the Federal agents can't follow my trail).  It was beautiful in every way.

alan (shh)

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Lechem

Thank you Alan

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dabrownman

like Roasted Prime Rib - Medium Rare.

I'm thinking my hair with no body needs gluten proteins to give it some kind of lift ....like my sagging jowls

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Lechem

Gluten free bread is just a bag of dust (a joke from a much loved British comedian who sadly is no longer with us).

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TinkMan

I've been waiting so long for this product. Finally - no more "irritable follicle syndrome" for me.

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Lechem

Very Good! :)

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Portus

... I wish I had glutes; meanwhile braces/suspenders have to suffice to keep my trousers up!

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Justanoldguy

I'm a braces/suspender fan myself as the result of advanced Furniture Syndrome - my chest has fallen into my drawers.

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dabrownman

my toothpaste, deodorant and shaving soap are gluten free too.  So far I have only checked my morning wake up routine stuff:-)  I'm really a gluten free kind of guy except for baked goods - Who knew!  Now I'm worried about my toilet papar.....