How about a knuckle sandwitch

EXHIBIT B

Well done scary enough for me, BUT A GOOD SANDWICH WOULD REVIVE ME

YOZZA

I imagine a few of those (with some chopped tomatoes hanging out of the wrist portion) scattered around your front door would scare the heck out of any little kid.  And some big ones, too!  

Nicely done.

it even has a wart on it... perfectly scary!

LOL.... That is great!

Akiko

I really like that! I can imagine that black olives, sliced lengthwise, would make great fingernails!

now you just need some head cheese.

check this bakery out allen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKSO7m3-MH8

I believe you would "FEET" right in and be able to give them a "HAND"

Ben