Was woken by a skunk marking her territory outside my open bedroom window early this morning, which put me in a foul mood. Stumbled into the kitchen where I gathered together all the past-dated ingredients remaining in my pantry to make this rotten banana bread. Think the egg carton read DEC 29; walnuts expired in May and the flours, butter, chocholate, sugars, raisins and leavening were all years old.
Needless to say everything blended together most harmoniously — the loaves taste just awful. Can't wait to fob one off on my downstairs tenants, muh wah ha ha.
And I'll sure as hell save a slice for that skunk.