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Public Health Crisis in Stumptown

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dmsnyder

Public Health Crisis in Stumptown

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pmccool

He must have left some insidious, gluten-riddled, IED with a extra-long timer on it situated so that it would discharge into Portland's water supply.  But now the dark plot is coming apart like a proteolyzed dough.  Sooner or later the Fibbies and the Mounties will catch up with him.

Meanwhile, the suffering in Portland must be incalculable.  Oh!  The humanity!

Paul

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Floydm

Hilarious.

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dabrownman

Now she will have to find a better, possibly yeast free, place to live:-)

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dmsnyder

She had best sign up for a rotation on the International Space Station.

David

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embth

Thank you for posting that link.  Brilliant piece!  Happy 4th!