Don't knead your dough too much...
...because that leads to co-dependency!
Not sure if anyone here is a fan of Ms. Hart, but I get a kick out of her misadventures (specifically those involving baking, for which she has a notable aversion). The episodes are hit-or-miss, and probably not safe for work, but nothing worse than you would see on late night network television.
Enjoy! (I hope!)