Gluten Found in Portland’s Water Supply
Researchers Who Provided Key Evidence For Gluten Sensitivity Have Now Thoroughly Shown That It Doesn't ExistSCIENCE. IT WORKS.
He must have left some insidious, gluten-riddled, IED with a extra-long timer on it situated so that it would discharge into Portland's water supply. But now the dark plot is coming apart like a proteolyzed dough. Sooner or later the Fibbies and the Mounties will catch up with him.
Meanwhile, the suffering in Portland must be incalculable. Oh! The humanity!
Now she will have to find a better, possibly yeast free, place to live:-)
She had best sign up for a rotation on the International Space Station.
Thank you for posting that link. Brilliant piece! Happy 4th!