I'm not making any of Ian's avocado bagels!

And you might fall and break your leg getting out of bed, so why do it?!!!

I still have trouble understanding how half of the reasons they give actually make the foods themselves dangerous. For example, it seems that it's not the bagel that's dangerous, but the idiot who decides to slice his hand off in the process of putting together Sunday brunch.

But I WAS always, and will remain, suspicious of avocados. Can't trust such a delicious fruit. Glad to know they are confirmed DANGEROUS.

Thanks for this dbm !

Someone really couldn't come up with something better I guess than this?  In the hands of some people just about any food is a disaster waiting to happen.  I haven't made avocado bagels yet just bread but now to spite this article I must try them :).

When you come right down to it, oxygen (in large quantities) is poisonous.  Maybe we should cut back on that.