David Snyder Gives Lucy the Sourdough White Bread Willies

After seeing David’s sourdough white bread post this week, poor Lucy got the willies for it worse than ever. When you don’t eat much white bread, the ramifications of missing it can be dangerous when the White Bread Willies strike. I tried to get Lucy back on her trans humanist project since the sun burns hotter every day and it won’t be long before the oceans boil away and we need to be permanently somewhere else – not that she isn’t most of the time anyway.