ENGLISH MUFFINS IN HAMBURG
Visiting my hometown Hamburg in May, I didn't really expect to bake anything. But our little Airbnb  apartment in Schanzenviertel, Hamburg's youngest and
dirtiest most colorful quarter, had a fully equipped kitchen, and I had some time on hand.
Occupied house in Schanzenviertel
Richard was attending a full immersion German language class: "so that you can't say nasty things about me on the phone anymore!"
Some mornings I visited my Mom, helping her detailing her car - my mother is 93, her Honda Civic 19 years old, and both in great shape! Some mornings I enjoyed coffee and quality time with my son (who lives around the corner and works from home.)
Enjoying the sun with my Mom at the Alster river
Out of habit, and to save tedious waiting time, I mixed the dough in the evening, and let it rise in the refrigerator overnight.
It is a bit tricky to handle the soft and stubbornly sticky dough, but oiling your work surface, hands and tools, and generously sprinkling your pan and baking sheet with semolina helps quite a bit.
The cooking was easy, each time it took about 15 minutes for one side, but only 4 to 5 for the other.
Nooked and crannied - English muffins taste best when toasted
The muffins split open into nice, nook-ed and crannied halves, toasted well, and we ate them with butter and raspberry rhubarb jam. According to my spouse they were "exactly as English muffins should be."
Just the right snack for a hungry, homecoming "school boy"!
Richard wrestles with his German homework, while I enjoy leisurely mornings
ENGLISH MUFFINS (16 large muffins) adapted from King Arthur Flour
1 3/4 cup/397 g lukewarm milk
3 tbsp/43 g softened butter
1 1/4 - 1 1/2 tsp salt/6 - 8 g (I used 1 1/2 teaspoon)
2 tbsp/25 g sugar
1 large egg, lightly beaten
4 1/2 cups/539 g bread flour (I used, of course, German 550 flour)
2 tsp instant yeast (6 g was plenty)
semolina or farina, for sprinkling the griddle or pan
German ingredients for English muffins
Combine all dough ingredients in bowl of stand mixer, fitted with paddle (to handle the very soft dough). Beat at medium-high speed, until dough starts coming away from sides of bowl, and is satin-smooth, shiny, and very stretchy (about 5 minutes.)
Using a bowl scraper, transfer dough to a lightly oiled bowl, fold it from all sides to coat with oil, then cover bowl with plastic wrap, and place in refrigerator overnight. (Or, if you want to bake the same day, let it rise until it's nice and puffy, about 1 to 2 hours.)
Sprinkle a large well-seasoned or non-stick pan or griddle heavily with semolina or farina. Also, sprinkle a baking sheet generously with semolina (or farina.)
Remove dough from refrigerator, and scrape it onto an oiled work surface (it is quite sticky!) With oiled hands and bench knife or large kitchen knife (also oiled to prevent sticking) gently deflate dough, and cut it into 16 pieces.
Roll pieces in your hands (re-oil, if needed) into fairly smooth balls, flatten until they're about 3" to 3 1/2" in diameter, and place the first 4 muffins on the prepared (cold) pan (or as much as fit, on the griddle,) the others on the baking sheet (they can be fairly close together.)
After their 20 minute rest the muffins look a bit puffed, but not much different
Sprinkle all muffins with more semolina or farina, cover them with parchment or plastic wrap, and let them rest for 20 minutes. They won't rise much, but puff a bit.
Cook muffins over low heat for 7 to 15 minutes per side, until crust is golden brown, and interior cooked through, registering about 200°F. (If they are brow, before they're done, place them into preheated 350°F oven for about 10 minutes, or until they're thoroughly cooked.)
English muffins are baked on a bed of semolina or farina on the stove top
Let baked muffins cool on wire rack, and cook remaining muffins in batches, until they are all done.
REMEMBER: use a fork to split, not a knife to cut. Fork-split muffins will have wonderful nooks and crannies; knife-cut ones won't.
First of May holiday in Schanzenviertel - it couldn't be more idyllic
For the First of May we were warned to stay indoors as there might be riots in the streets, by occupiers and their supporters. But absolutely nothing happened, and the mood of the crowd was festive, not ugly.
Time for another visit at our favorite café around the corner. Their wide selection really needed several trips to decide which one of their tortes and bars we liked best. After all, inquiring minds want to know!
Chocolate Mousse Torte and Cappucchino at Cafe Stenzel, around the corner
Did I mention that our apartment was "athletically located", on the fifth floor? Without elevator! We took that as a pass to unrestricted intake of pastry, brötchen, böreks, döners, and other delicacies that the surrounding eateries had to offer.
Eateries in Schanzenviertel have whimsical names, like "Four Fists"
Recently, occupied houses and graffiti covered back yards have become regular stops for tour buses. Their punky inhabitants are not too happy to be viewed as interesting tourist destination!
Tourist destination: graffiti covered occupied houses and backyards
So they put up this sign:
"In this back yard there is absolutely no: dealing, pissing, photos, police patrols! "