Yooooowhooooo. Um Bill? Anyone?
Bill, Day 2 of life and General Chaos aka The Beast is threatening to overspill the weir and is threatening the lives of 1000's of innocents. Due to a terrible mishap in the lab this morning he's grown more powerful than any scientists previously predicted.
What do I do to fight this animal?
Do I....
a) Run screaming out into the street shouting a warning for people to protect themselves and leave their homes now?
b) Don protective gear and go in with a trusty spoon and stir up his innards till he subsides into submission?
c) Leave his volume and using tongs and protective eyewear, transfer him to a larger environment where people can once again sleep safely in their beds?
d) b & c
e) Call 911
Any help from the sourdough heavyweights would be appreciated. Here are some photos documenting his aggression.
General Chaos aka "The Beast" Threatens 1000's
View The Beast From Sky Cam1
His Evilness Is Revealed
Btw Bill, he's very dangerous. Some say that if you connect all the black dots in his voluminous dome you will read the message, "Is Paul Dead? Turn Me On Deadman..." I fear for America as we know it, Bill.
More later...