I went and did it
As you probably can tell, I went and moved the site from Xoops to Drupal. It'll be a little disorienting for the next few days while I unpack, but take my word for it: this should be much more powerful.
All user accounts and comment from the old version of the site  should be in here already. Mostly I just need to go through everything and tag it with topical information.
Please let me know if you are having any problems.