I just heard a commercial for Triscuits describing them as being made with "soft white winter wheat... the cashmere of the wheat world." Hilarious!
Time to stop watching TV and refresh my starter...
It's the fuzz that gets stuck between my teeth that really gets to me.
I like triscuits! don't care what type of cashmere or lack thereof type of wheat they use!
Never eat Triscuits while wearing a Navy blue suit, or Dress Blues if you're a sailor. It's like hugging a woman wearing a cashmere sweater: lint gets all over everywhere!
It's the hairs or threads that always seem to get stuck in my throat that gets to me not gaps in my teeth.
Do triskets cause fur balls?
Naw because they never get that far (cough, cough, cough).