Submitted by ericb on June 29, 2009 - 5:17pm

cashmere of wheat?

I just heard a commercial for Triscuits describing them as being made with "soft white winter wheat... the cashmere of the wheat world." Hilarious!

 

Time to stop watching TV and refresh my starter...

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Ewwwww!

It's the fuzz that gets stuck between my teeth that really gets to me.

David

Funny!

David G

mmmmmm

I like triscuits!  don't care what type of cashmere or lack thereof type of wheat they use!

Warning!

Never eat Triscuits while wearing a Navy blue suit, or Dress Blues if you're a sailor. It's like hugging a woman wearing a cashmere sweater: lint gets all over everywhere!

David G

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Wheaty threads

It's the hairs or threads that always seem to get stuck in my throat that gets to me not gaps in my teeth.

--Pamela

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Not to be catty, but ...

Do triskets cause fur balls?

David

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Naw because they never get

Naw because they never get that far (cough, cough, cough).

--Pamela

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