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aytab

Funny Story

Just a humorous story so that everyone knows exactly where I rank in my household. Today, my beautiful and wonderful wife of 19 years went to the store. As I was unloading the groceries from the bags in the kitchen I came across a 5 pound bag of Bob's Red Mill Whole Wheat Flour. I turned to my wife and said "Aww Honey that was very nice of you to pick up some Whole Wheat Flour for me but, I'm not out."  To which she replied, "Why would I get that for you, it's for the dogs I'm baking them dog biscuits."

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Mini Oven

   Most the dogs I know love sourdough.  

   Meet Dolly, my sourdog.  She also loves bread porn and is a compassionate lurker.  :)   

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dabrownman

a baker's apprentice as one could ever want too!  Bake that pooch a sourdough biscuit mini and maybe she will give up porn for good and not be so sour a lurker :-)

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Ruralidle

Should that be lurcher?

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Mini Oven

Could be.  She sure does slobber up my screen often enough trying to schnapp tasty morsels only to meet with plastic.

Can you see the screen reflected in her eyes?  Why doesn't it look like an apple?  

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aytab

Here's the threee doggies in question

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dabrownman

A dog's love is unerring, pure and unquestioned.  I guess that your wife knows that.  I know mine does :-)

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Susan Kline

Nothing like a spouse to bring you down to earth!  Cute pooches.

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aytab

Thank you dabrownman I am a lucky man I have three fantastic dogs, two great teenage boys and a wife that after 19 years still makes my heart skip a beat when she walks into the room (even if she does cut my legs out from under me sometimes) :) Sometimes we lose sight of how lucky we are. Susan I would tell them you thought they were cute but then the chihuahuas would get heads as big as the bulldog!!

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Mini Oven

now I realize that you've been married 19 years!  

                             Yes, you are a very lucky man!    (that she keeps you humble!)        

                                               So... who's volunteering to mix up the biscuits?     :)

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fancy4baking

llloolllz,

get even with her, and next time bake for the cats :D

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EvaGal

My dog does not know he is labeled a carnivore and would happily survive on sourdough bread... and cheese...and cashews (yes, he is a 60# 27" French poodle with his own facebook page :)

EvaGal

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dabrownman

smart dogs like French poodles to have their own face book pages, chauffers, servants, maids, chefs, landscapers, pooper picker uppers etc. ---And they do don't they? :-)

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aytab

the chihuahua in the top photo is a model for a Doggie and Me clothing company called Ruby and Bee, and we always make jokes about how she needs all those things in order for her to do the photo shoot, she also demands bottled french water served only in a sterling silver bowl. but seeing as how the owners of the company are my brother and his wife, her demands are usually not met, they give her french fries served in a paper container instead.